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Name: Holland Birthday: 9/17/1987 Gender: Female
Interests: I am in Drama, Chorus, Science Olympiad, Tri-M, Drama Club, The musical (Pirates of Penzane), Latin club, The One Act Festival, Beta club, Eye of the Eagle Honor Society Expertise: FUCKING up my life over and over again so i get in big trouble. Occupation: Medical
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Member Since:
2/29/2004
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| I am not allowed to write on xanga anymore. My dad thinks it is negative and disresprectful. People can't take jokes these days. So goodbye forever. | | |
| "Lawrence "Chunk" Cohen: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog...When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out...But the worst thing I ever done -- I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa -- and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life." | | |
| This whole tomato thing is really helping my skin! whoa child! | | |
| This if funny:
Dear Lord,
So far today, I'm doing alright. I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, gumpy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent. I have not whinned, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have not charged anything to my credit card....
...But I will be getting out of bed in a minute, and I think I will really need your halp then.
This is so me. lmao | | |
| Don't you hate it when your parents don't believe what you say? I know I do and it has happened to me twice today. I have given them no reason not to trust me; I am reliable, responsible, punctual, I get good grades, I keep my room clean, I do everything they ask me to. And what do I recieve in return a bunch of crap. AOL says that I was sending dirty pictures online last night at 8:54, but I wasn't even on. I was watching "The Grinch" on abc family. Do I seem like the type of person who would be sending porn? NO, definetly not. Why do bad things always happen to good people. I am being judged by how I handle the situation, but I can't help getting upset at the fact that my parents don't trust me. Thay have this "You are only upset b/c you were caught" attitude with me. BUT NO, I NEVER DID WHAT THEY THINK I DID. This sucks bum. | | |
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